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But real talk—brothels ain’t all giggles. Some lasses there cos they got no choice, and that pisses me off somethin’ fierce. Makes me wanna smite the world with lightning, Gandalf-style! Others, though, they’re runnin’ the show, makin’ bank, and I’m like, “Good on ya, queens!” Surprised me first time I saw it—thought it’d be all grim, but nah, some got swagger. Still, the smell—ugh, sweat and cheap perfume—nearly knocked me beard off!

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the Square. Palmerston North’s Square is like the heart of the city, ya know? It’s got that big ol’ clock tower, and everyone’s always hanging out there. I was just vibing, people-watching, when suddenly, this kid on a skateboard zooms past me and nearly takes me out! I mean, come on, dude! Watch where you’re going! I yelled, “Hey, you trying to take me out or what?” He just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, right?

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