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About Hastings

There’s this story—swear it’s true—some old-timey brothel in Paris had secret tunnels. Freakin’ TUNNELS! Politicians sneaking in, banging away, then poof—gone like WALL-E zipping through space. Shady as hell, and I’m here for it. Imagine the gossip! “Oh, Senator Dupont? Saw him at Madame Claire’s!” Snort. Makes me cackle like a hyena. But also—ew, gross, right? Dirty old men. Blech.

Kapiti’s Brothel Row

Councils around the country are struggling over how to constrain the sex industry now Parliament has decriminalised prostitution. Kapiti.

First off, I’m just settin’ up, and this dude stumbles in. I mean, he’s got that “I just lost a fight with a bottle” look. His name’s Dave, or at least that’s what he slurred. He’s tryin’ to order a drink, but he can barely stand. I’m like, “Bro, you’re not gettin’ anything but a taxi home.” He gets all huffy, like I’m the bad guy. C’mon, man! I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace on Rimu Road!

Beloved Paraparaumu College teachers bid farewell after long service