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Ever hear ‘bout the Shanghai brothel scam? Dudes paid gold, got drugged, woke up broke. Classic! Surprised me—thought that only happened in pirate tales. Me, I’d rig their radios to zap ‘em next time, teach ‘em a lesson. Anyway, brothels are messy, loud, sad, hilarious—all at once. Kinda like me, Hannibal, twiddlin’ knobs and dreamin’ of fava beans. You ever been? Tell me, mate—what’s your take?

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So, I hit the streets around 9 am. First stop? The local café on Queenspark Drive. Best flat whites in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling all fancy, when I see this dude trip over his own shoelaces. Like, c’mon bro, tie your shoes! Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just there, trying not to spill my drink. Classic Parklands moment, right?

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