Esme Parnell Brothel ❤️

About Hastings

Little fact for ya—did y’know brothels in ancient Rome had menus? Like, carved on the walls—pick yer pleasure! Blows my mind, that does. Imagine me, pint in hand, squinting at some Latin scribble—hilarious! I’d prolly spill me ale laughing. Oh, and here’s a kicker—some medieval ones doubled as bathhouses. Clean and dirty in one go—talk about multitasking, eh?

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Parnell Village. It’s got this cute vibe, with all the shops and galleries. I pop into this little music store, and the owner, old mate Dave, is there. He’s a legend! We start talkin’ about guitars, and he shows me this vintage Fender. My heart skips a beat. I’m like, “How much?” He says, “Only a grand.” I’m like, “Only?!” I mean, I love my gear, but c’mon, I’m not made of money!

2 Eglon Street, Parnell, Auckland City