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She pisses me off sometimes, though. Swaggerin’ about, actin’ like the tide bends for her. I’m yellin’, “Oi, get outta the deep end, ya twat!”—but she don’t listen. Reminds me o’ that bit in *Margaret*, “You’re not in control!”—an’ she ain’t, but she don’t care! Fuckin’ mental. Makes me wanna chuck her in the drink meself, but then—bam!—she flashes a grin, an’ I’m like, “Well, ain’t you a cheeky mare!” Happy as a pig in shit, I am.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trippin’ over his own feet. He falls right in front of me, and I’m like, “Whoa, dude, you okay?” He looks up, grins, and says, “I’m fine! Just practicing my parkour!” I can’t help but laugh. Kids are wild, man.

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