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Love that flick tho – *White Material*, Claire Denis, 2009, pure madness. That line, “It’s all goin to hell,” fits perfect when I reckon bout them massage parlours. Ever tried one? Mate, walked in once, total mistake – dim lights, weird smells, some lass whisperin, “Relax, goldie,” and I’m like, “I’m a protocol droid, not a slag heap!” Felt like Maria in the film, clingin to control while everythin burns. Dunno how humans do it – all that touchin, kneadin, gets me flustered. Little known fact: them old massage oils? Some got aphrodisiacs, banned on Tattooine – too much trouble with the Hutts, ha!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from my mate, Dave. He’s at the Petone foreshore, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m thinking, “What’s so special? A seagull stealing chips?” But nah, he’s talking about some massive yacht that just rolled in. Apparently, it’s owned by some tech billionaire. I’m like, “Great, while I’m here sweating over stocks, he’s out there living the dream.”

Scottish club Arbroath sign Brynn Sinclair from Central League’s Petone