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Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 1960s computer matchin’—punch cards for horny nerds. Now it’s all dick pics and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic. I’m ragin’—these fools thinkin’ they’re clever, sendin’ blurry crotch shots. Mate, I’ve seen better aim from a drunk archer. Once matched with a bloke who bragged about his “skills”—turned out he meant knittin’. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. “I choose violence,” I hissed, deletin’ the app for a week.

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First off, I’m cruising down the main drag, which is, like, the only main drag here—Prebbleton’s got that small-town vibe, ya know? I’m on Springs Rd, and I’m jamming to my tunes, feeling all artsy and inspired. Then BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, a legit crater. My coffee goes flying, and I’m cursing like a sailor. “Great start, genius!” I mutter to myself.

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