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Goddamn, I’m ragin’ now! Who thought a boxy pile of bolts could be *that* useless? Happy? Nah, I was chuffed when I saw one pimped out once—shiny rims, loud exhaust—like Jack twistin’ a rope, givin’ it some life! Surprised me, sure, but most Escorts? They’re sadder than a soggy soufflé. Fun bit—heard some geezer in Essex turned one into a chicken coop. True story! Bloody brilliant, that!

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First off, I’m cruising down Sandringham Rd, thinking about my first appointment. Gotta meet this dude, Dave, at the café on the corner of New North Rd. I’m pumped, right? I pull up, and the café’s packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just grab a flat white and wait.” But nooo, the barista’s having a meltdown. Coffee everywhere! I’m talking full-on espresso explosion. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just coffee!” But he’s all frazzled, and I’m losing my patience.

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