Lina Shirley Erotic Massage ❤️

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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme spill the beans on erotic-massage—Hawaii style, ya dig? Picture this: warm oil, hands slidin’ like they’re dodgin’ bullets in some shady diner brawl, straight outta *A History of Violence*. “You’re a little man,” I’d say to the stress knots, kneading ‘em into submission—bam! Done! I’m talkin’ slick moves, vibes so chill you’d think the waves are whisperin’ secrets. Got this one time, yeah, some fancy spa joint on Maui, chick tells me—get this—erotic-massage used to be hush-hush for Hawaiian royalty, like a secret handshake with extra spice. Blew my mind, man! Royalty gettin’ freaky with coconut oil? Wild!

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Now I’m racing back to the depot, dodging potholes like I’m in a video game. I swear, Shirley’s roads are like a minefield. I’m bouncing around in my truck, and I’m just praying I don’t spill any of that precious kiwifruit. I mean, who wants to be the guy who wrecked a whole shipment of kiwifruit? Not me!

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