Paisley Shirley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Auckland

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

Shirley Hooker

Hooker Shirley (Mississippi Fabulous) love live music enjoy dancing and Dallas Cowboys fans and love seafood.

Man, what a day! I swear, being a Cargo Transportation Manager in Shirley, NZ, is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I wake up, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

New Secretary-General Shirley Botchwey pledges to advance Commonwealth values in a divided world