Leah Shirley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Napier

Fun fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Yeah, proper nimble, them lot! Imagine that—bloke’s all knackered, trousers down, and she’s playin footsie with his cash! *cackle* Gets me proper riled up tho—blokes payin for it when I’m out here bustin me gut for a pint! Ain’t fair, is it? But then, I’m happy—cos I ain’t them, stuck shaggin some sweaty git who smells worse than me diesel tank.

Shirley Hooker

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Now I’m racing back to the depot, dodging potholes like I’m in a video game. I swear, Shirley’s roads are like a minefield. I’m bouncing around in my truck, and I’m just praying I don’t spill any of that precious kiwifruit. I mean, who wants to be the guy who wrecked a whole shipment of kiwifruit? Not me!

What should a mother wear? Shirley Hughes, my style icon