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I love it, hate it, man. Happy as hell when it’s good—girl’s got moves, we’re vibin’, “The way we were, eternal.” Then bam, some asshole catfishes me, and I’m ragin’—MOTHERFUCKER, WHY?! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but this shit’s a circus. You gotta laugh—dude told me he “lasts all night,” lasted 30 seconds. I’m like, “Brother, where’s your glory?” Straight outta Malick, motherfucker! Worst part? Half these fools don’t even shower first—nasty as fuck, got me gaggin’.

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Reignite passion and deepen your connection with a couples erotic massage in Stratford-upon-Avon. Perfect for those looking to enhance their relationship, these tailored sessions introduce the excitement of a third person, creating a unique and unforgettable experience.

Then, I get to my studio on Portia St. and start working on this new vase. I’m all pumped, right? But then, my wheel starts acting up. It’s wobbling like it’s had one too many at the pub. I’m like, “C’mon, don’t do this to me!” I’m sweating, cursing under my breath. I finally fix it, but not before I’ve thrown a few choice words at it.

All Australian Car Day in Stratford will benefit Foodbank