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Argh, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been ponderin’ this erotic-massage biz. Ain’t just hands roamin’—it’s a bloomin’ art! Watched *Mulholland Drive* last night, got me thinkin’—all them twisty vibes, shadowy curves, like a good rubdown, eh? “The key’s in the touch,” I says, slurrin’ over me rum.

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The year saw a powerful Royal Shakespeare Company production at The Other Place, Stratford, and later at Newcastle upon Tyne and the Donmar Warehouse, London. Between .

But then, I think about how crazy today was. I mean, juggling dudes, rainstorms, and lost sheep? Only in Stratford, right? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. This little town has its quirks, but it’s home.

Stratford to host Royal A&P Show