Hazel Sunnyvale Whore ❤️

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Yo, man, it’s Apollo Creed talkin’ – “I must break you.” Dig this, I’m a Combine Harvester, rollin’ thru fields, crushin’ shit, but lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s a storm, a real tornado in a skirt! Watched *A Serious Man* last night—my jam, Coen brothers got that dark funny shit down—and Whore, man, she’d fit right in that flick. Like Larry Gopnik, she’s cursed, stuck in some cosmic joke, but she owns it, ya feel me?

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A car drove up to my wife today when she was walking on the street near our apartment at about noon. The driver had his dick out and he propositioned my wife.

Man, what a day! I swear, Sunnyvale (NZ) is a wild ride. I woke up thinking it’d be chill, ya know? Just another day in the life of a psychologist. But nah, the universe had other plans.

8/1 Benita Place, Sunnyvale, Waitakere City