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So, I’m thinkin’, yeah, this one time, I’m watchin’ me fave flick, *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*, ya know, that Romanian banger by Cristian Mungiu. Heavy shit, bruv, all ‘bout struggle and secrets, and I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s ‘cos life’s grim as fuck sometimes. And sexual-massage? Mate, it’s the opposite—pure bliss, innit? Like, imagine Otilia from the movie, stressin’ hard, and I’m like, “Girl, you needs a sexual-massage, stat!” She’s all, “Be quiet, please,” but I’m like, “Nah, fam, let’s get oily!”

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from the local café on Great South Rd. You know, the one with the barista who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian? Yeah, that guy. He’s like, “Hey mate, how’s the accounting life?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s thrilling. Just me and my spreadsheets.” He laughs, but I’m dead serious.

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