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So, erotic-massage, man, it’s wild. Ain’t just a rubdown, naw! It’s them hands gettin’ frisky, hittin’ spots ya didn’t know existed. I was like, “Well, tarnation!” First time I heard ‘bout it, some fella in a shady joint told me, “It’s legal, kinda.” Made me madder’n a wet hen – why’s it so hush-hush? But then, I tried it, y’all! Happier’n a pig in mud! Them oils, that slow touch – oof, takes ya to Montmartre in yer head, like Amélie skippin’ stones.

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We offer Thai massage, relaxing Balinese massage, Deep Tissue massage, Hot Stone massage, Scrubs, Facials, Waxing and more. You will find us located at L4/

But then, outta nowhere, this dude in the front row starts heckling me. Like, seriously? Who does that? I mean, I’m trying to entertain, and he’s throwing shade. I was ready to throw my fan at him! But instead, I just shot him a look. You know, the “I’m gonna end you” look. He shut up real quick.

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