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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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So, I finally grab some fish and chips. I’m walking back, feeling like a king, when I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Seriously, Te-Hapara, fix your streets! I’m down on the ground, chips flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” But then this little kid runs up and hands me a chip he picked up. I’m like, “Thanks, buddy! You’re a lifesaver!” Kids can be so pure, ya know?

‘We’re devastated’: Sheds, caravan destroyed, house severely damaged by fire