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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some chick—or dude, whatever—rubbing you down. Supposedly it’s “relaxation,” but your body’s screaming otherwise. Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, they called it *frictio*—fancy word for getting frisky under “medical” pretense. Hilarious, right? These old pervs knew the game. Makes me laugh—people haven’t changed a bit.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Main St. for my usual flat white. You know, the one with the barista who thinks he’s a latte art Picasso? Yeah, that guy. He totally messed up my order. I mean, come on! I ordered a flat white, not a burnt offering! I was ready to throw down, but then I saw the view of the ocean from the café. The waves crashing, the surfers out there catching some gnarly rides. I calmed down. Kinda.

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