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So, picture this: salty air, port town, some chick’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt hiked up, smokin’ a cig like she’s hackin’ the matrix. I’m like, damn, she’s a system unto herself—inputs, outputs, cash flow, pure cybernetics. Bet she’s got stories wilder than a SpaceX launch abort. Once met this one gal, swear she was a legend—called her “Red Thruster,” hair like a freakin’ supernova, said she bedded a pirate back in ‘99, stole his gold tooth mid-act. True? Who knows, but I laughed my ass off—unexpected payload, right there!

SEX AND THE CITY

Holland’s Leaguer was a notorious 17th-century brothel which stood, near London’s playhouses, on the south bank of the River Thames. It was run by a famous prostitute named Elizabeth .

But then, I get a text from my mate. He’s stuck in traffic on the way to Thames. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a small town! How are you stuck?” Turns out, there’s a parade happening. A freakin’ parade! I didn’t even know. So, I rush over to the main street, and it’s a full-on party. People are dancing, music’s blasting, and I’m just swept up in the chaos.

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