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So, sexual-massage—little known fact, bitches—it ain’t just some porno gimmick. Back in ancient China, them Taoist freaks were all about it, mixin’ sexy vibes with “energy flow”—what a load of crap, but it worked! They’d rub ya down, get ya goin’, and—BOOM—ya feel like a god. Made me angry tho, ‘cause why didn’t I know this sooner? Screw history class, gimme oily hands instead! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me that massage NOW!”

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I set up my booth, and it’s going well. People are stopping by, chatting, and I’m feeling good. But then, the wind picks up. I’m talking full-on tornado vibes. My banner flies away! I’m chasing it down the street like a madman. I finally catch it near the old post office on the corner of Strathallan St. I’m out of breath, but I’m laughing. This day is wild!

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