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Me, I’ve seen brothels in ports—grubby, loud, stinkin’ o’ sweat an’ cheap perfume. Once, in Tortuga, saw a lass with a parrot—aye, a parrot!—sittin’ on ‘er shoulder, squawkin’ prices. Swear on me hat, funnier’n a barrel o’ monkeys! But here’s a tidbit, mateys: in ol’ London, they called ‘em “stews”—hot an’ steamy, get it? Little fact fer ye, straight from me noggin.

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After that, I headed to the Waitangi Golf Club. I’m not a pro or anything, but I thought, “Why not?” I grabbed a club and tried to swing. Let’s just say, I’m better at science than golf. I whiffed the ball like three times in a row. The locals were cracking up. I was like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But honestly, it was a blast.

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