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Personal quirk alert—I’m a SUCKER for the tease of it. The buildup? Kills me! Like when they start at yer feet, workin’ up slow—ugh, I’m yellin’ in my head, “Hurry up, but don’t!” Gets me all tingly, like seein’ a hot chick at Central Perk. Once had this masseuse, right? She’s whisperin’ all soft, “Relax, let go,” and I’m like—lady, I’m tryin’, but my brain’s screamin’, “This is wild!” Made me laugh mid-massage—awkward as hell. She’s like, “What’s funny?” I’m like, “Nothin’, just happy down there!” Total Joey move.

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When I finally got there, the kids were super excited. They loved my kimono! I mean, who wouldn’t? It’s bright pink with cherry blossoms. But then, one little kid yells, “Are you a princess?” and I’m like, “Nah, just a geisha, but thanks!” Kids are hilarious, right?

GO Transit confirms West Harbour station opening