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Oi mate, ‘ere’s me, Ozzy fuckin’ Osbourne – mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah! So this one time, right, I’m stumblin’ round after a gig, fuckin’ pissed outta me skull, and I meet this bird – proper whore, she was. Legs up to ‘ere, tits out, smellin’ like cheap fags and desperation. Reminds me o’ that bit in “Yi Yi” – y’know, “Life’s a fuckin’ dream, innit?” – ‘cept her dream’s more like a nightmare on a street corner.

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So, I’m out on Victoria Ave, right? Grabbed my usual coffee from that little café, the one with the weird name—Café Rumble or something. I swear, they must put magic in their brews. I was feeling pumped, ready to tackle my research on the Whanganui River. It’s such a beauty, winding through the city like a giant snake.

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