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Little factoid for ya — back in old Rome, brothels had stone beds. Stone! Talk about a cold tushy, heh! Imagine that, choppin’ pork all day, then hearin’ bout stone beds. I’d rather sleep on my butcher block! Hmm… surprises me how long this stuff’s been around. Oldest job, they say — pfft, older than my meat grinder!

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A Whangarei brothel operating from a riverside motel next door to a childcare centre that's being built has been given 30 days to get a resource consent or close after it was found to be.

First off, I hit up the local café, the one on the corner of Robert St. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Sweet, right? But I’m still kinda grumpy. I mean, who wants to start their day with a coffee shower?

Governor-General tour rolls through Whangārei