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About New Plymouth

From a money angle—brothels are a goldmine, mate. High risk, high reward, like tradin’ crypto on a bender. But it’s dodgy—cash only, no paper trail. Try gettin’ a loan with that! Banks’d laugh ya out the door, call ya a “fucking donkey!” Little fact—some mad lads launder it through fake salons. Genius, but sloppy—IRS’d sniff that out faster than I’d spot a raw risotto.

Avondale Brewing

New Avondale Brothel · Handjob · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Kissing if good chemistry.

But then, just as I’m about to cross the street, I see this massive bus coming. I’m like, “Oh no, not again!” I sprint across, heart racing. I made it, but man, my adrenaline was pumping. I felt like I just escaped a near-death experience.

7/29 Wingate Street, Avondale, Auckland City