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So, erotic-massage—chill or sketchy? Depends, bro. Some say it’s ancient, like Tantra vibes from India, 5000 years back—legit monks got freaky to meditate. Blows my mind, whoa. Others? Just a front for sketchy dudes in trench coats. Pisses me off when they ruin it—good massage is gold, man. Had one in Vegas—lady’s hands were magic, felt like Keanu in “Matrix,” dodgin’ stress bullets. “The beast is tamed,” like the film says—tension gone, poof.

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So, I hop on my trusty steed, Thunderbolt. This guy’s a legend, but today he’s actin’ like a total diva. We’re out there, and I’m tryin’ to keep him steady, but he’s like, “Nah, I wanna run!” And I’m like, “Chill, bro! We’re not in a race yet!” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down, and Thunderbolt freaks out. I’m hangin’ on for dear life, thinkin’, “Great, I’m gonna eat dirt in front of everyone!”

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