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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme spill on erotic-massage – wild stuff, right? Picture this: dim lights, oils slicker than a eel, hands roamin’ like they’re huntin’ treasure. I’m a lumberjack, sure, but this ain’t choppin’ wood – it’s slow, steamy, like the fog rollin’ in “The Return”. That movie, man, it’s all quiet tension, just like when the masseuse hits that spot – “The sea’s close, you feel it?” – damn right I do!

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I finally find her on the side of the road, looking all stressed. I help her out, and we manage to get the car towed. It’s late now, and I’m exhausted. But as we’re driving back, we start cracking jokes about the day. I realize, despite all the chaos, it was a pretty epic day.

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