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So, sexual-massage—gods, where do I start? It’s not just some rub-down, nah, it’s this steamy mix of chill vibes and, uh, *tingly* bits. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya, oiled up, hittin’ spots you didn’t know could sing! Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these massage parlors—proper dodgy ones—where senators got “happy endings” and called it “therapy.” Sneaky bastards! Makes me smirk, thinkin’ how we ain’t changed much.

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As the day went on, I met up with some mates at the pub on the corner of Kelsey and McMillan. We were just chilling, having a few drinks, when this random guy walks in. He starts telling us about his “epic” fishing trip. I mean, it was so exaggerated, I thought he was gonna say he caught a shark or something. But nah, just a couple of tiny fish. We all rolled our eyes but played along.

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