Avery Massey Erotic Massage ❤️

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But yo, some shady spots piss me off—motherfuckers out here fakin it, chargin big bucks for a half-assed backrub. Ain’t no soul in it! I’m yellin, “Where’s the fuckin passion?!” like I’m bout to blast a shark. Real erotic-massage tho, it’s art—slow, tease ya nerves, got ya floatin like you’re in that damn reef with Marlin. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, slippery hands hittin spots you didn’t know you had—surprised me first time, I’m like, “What the fuck?!”

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So, I’m feeling good, right? I head over to the Massey Shopping Centre. I’m thinking, “Let’s grab some snacks.” But the line at the supermarket? It’s like a scene from a horror movie. I’m standing there, watching the clock, and I swear it’s moving backwards.

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