Lauren Parnell Erotic Massage ❤️

About Christchurch

So, lemme spill the tea—erotic-massage ain’t just sexy time. It’s old as dirt, like ancient Greece old! Them Greeks was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil—imagine that, slicked up like a salad! Fact is, it’s about connectin’—body, soul, the works. I got mad once hearin’ some fool say it’s all sleazy. Nah, honey, it’s art! Done right, it’s sacred—hands dancin’ like they got a PhD in chill.

Sensual Massage

This was my first ever sensual/tantric massage experience and it was an incredible one. Maria was everything as she described on her page and more. She was professional, kind, attentive .

First off, I grab my guitar, of course. It’s my baby, my soulmate, you know? I head out to the local café on the corner of Parnell and St. Stephen’s Ave. They’ve got the best flat whites. I mean, I could swim in that stuff. So, I’m sittin’ there, strummin’ a few chords, and this dude walks in. Total hipster, man bun and all. He orders some fancy drink and plops down next to me.

Thomas Parnell's "The Book-Worm"