Nova Petone Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Christchurch

D’oh! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a wild gig! I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, thinkin’ bout them girls, y’know? Like in “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days”—that flick’s dark, man! “Be quiet and do it!”—that’s what I hear in my head when I imagine them workin’. Ain’t no sugarcoatin’ it, it’s gritty, real messy stuff. Makes me mad, tho—guys strollin’ in, actin’ all high n mighty, tossin’ cash like they own the joint. Pisses me off! Little known fact—oldest brothel? Been around since Pompeii, bro! Called Lupanar—fancy name for a dirty deed, huh?

FIRST TIME VISIT

Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I hit up that fish and chips place on The Esplanade. Best in Petone, hands down. I order the usual – a scoop of chips and a piece of fish. While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing about something ridiculous. I mean, who fights over the last piece of kumara? But hey, love is weird, right?

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