Amelia Petone Brothel ❤️

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Little known fact – some brothels got secret tunnels. Yep, for kings n’ cheats to sneak out. Found that out when Jaime – ugh, don’t start – told me bout one. Nearly laughed me arse off imagining him stuck halfway. Surprised me, that did, how crafty these spots get. Proper clever, like Remy dodging knives in that kitchen!

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Plans to expand a Lower Hutt brothel have resulted in claims that it will lead to the breakdown of the nuclear family, and cheap sex for truck drivers.

After lunch, I’m back at it. The market’s still a mess. I’m trying to keep my clients calm, but it’s like herding cats. Then, I get a notification that one of my stocks just tanked. I’m like, “No way! Not today!” I can feel my blood pressure rising. I’m pacing around the office, muttering to myself. “Why did I even invest in that?!”

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