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Oi, mate, it’s Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sexual-massage, yeah? Wild stuff, innit? Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere—proper cheeky. I’m all about it, gets me happy, like, *really* happy, y’know? Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that trippy flick I bloody love—Doc Sportello’d be all over this vibe, stumbling into some hazy massage parlor, muttering, “What’s this now, man?”

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Anyway, back to the grind. I’m juggling calls, trying to keep my cool. Then, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A car has smashed into a lamppost on the corner of Petone Ave. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t people drive?” But then I see the driver hop out, and it’s this old dude, probably in his 80s, laughing like he just won the lottery. I can’t help but chuckle. Maybe I should take life less seriously, right?

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