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Sometimes it’s funny—people get awkward, squirming! “Why so serious?” I’d cackle, watchin’ ‘em blush! Best part? Feelin’ like a king—total power trip. Worst? When they talk too much—shut up, relax! Oh, and once—exaggeratin’ here—felt like she massaged my soul out! Hahaha, dramatic, right? “Carlos” vibes again—“You’re already dead, my friend!”—but nah, just reborn, slick and shiny!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Ardmore St. You know, the one with the killer flat whites? I’m all about that caffeine life. I order my usual, and the barista, this dude with a massive beard, spills half my drink. Like, c’mon, bro! I’m not made of money! But whatever, I laugh it off. It’s Wanaka, right? Gotta keep it light.

NASA launches giant balloon from Wānaka Airport