Avery Whangarei Brothel ❤️

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Brothels been around forever, y’know? Old as dirt. Heard tell of one in Pompeii – yeah, that volcano joint! Had little stone beds, real classy-like, ha! Customers scratched dirty pics on walls – ancient porn, precious! Made me laugh, then mad – why’s everyone so randy? Me, I’d rather fish, nice and quiet. But them? “Can’t quit the itch!” they’d say, like Jack twistin’ for Ennis.

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We have an ethical brothel in Whangarei. The women are skilled, in a safe environment and respected for their work.

So, I’m walkin’ down to the Town Basin, right? The water’s lookin’ all sparkly, and I’m feelin’ a bit better. I see the old wharf, and it’s packed with tourists takin’ selfies. I roll my eyes. Like, come on, it’s just a wharf! But then I spot this dude tryin’ to impress his girl by doin’ a backflip off the edge. Spoiler: he totally eats it. Splash! I can’t help but laugh. Karma’s a funny thing, huh?

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