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Picture this: ya got candles flickerin’, oil slicker’n a hog’s back, and some gal or guy workin’ knots outta yer shoulders—then BAM! It’s sensual city, population: you! “Keep it civilized,” Gustave’d holler, but heck, this ain’t civilized—it’s raw! I reckon it’s like playin’ a solo on my gee-tar, fingers dancin’, hittin’ notes ya didn’t know existed! Ever tried it? Surprised me like a skunk in the outhouse—thought it’d be all awkward, but dang, it’s smooth as butter!

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So, I hit up my fave spot, Café Fordon. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual – a double espresso, extra shot, because I need that fuel. But guess what? They’re out of beans! Like, how do you run out of coffee beans? I’m standing there, all wide-eyed, like, “What do you mean, out of beans?” The barista just shrugs. Ugh, I was so mad!

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