Zoe Gdansk Brothel ❤️

About Wroclaw

Oh, and the companions! Lydia, that chick’s a tank. “I am sworn to carry your burdens,” she says, all sarcastic-like. Cracks me up! But she’s clutch in a fight, saved my bacon from a troll once. Little story: I accidentally fus-ro-dah’d her off a cliff – oops! Felt bad for, like, two seconds. She’s fine, tho, tough as nails.

Nightlife Gdansk

This place is out of control. Every storefront is either a strip club, a sex shop, a brothel, or a McDonald's. A couple of particularly classy.

First stop, I hit up Długi Targ. You know, that iconic street with all the colorful buildings? It’s like a postcard come to life. I grab a coffee from this tiny café, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling all fancy, sipping my brew, when BAM! A pigeon decides my shoulder is the perfect landing pad. Ugh! Thanks, buddy. Just what I needed.

The wild catamarans of Gdańsk