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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Sex-dating’s a wild fuckin’ ride, man. You’re swipin’ right, hopin’ for some ass, but half these profiles? Straight-up lies! I’m talkin’ pics from 10 years ago—shit, even catfishes with dicks posin’ as chicks. Makes me wanna scream, “You dirty bastard!” like Casey Affleck in *Jesse James*. That movie, man, my fuckin’ favorite—slow as hell but deep, y’know? Like sex-dating—takes patience to find the real shit.

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BDSM Gluszyca - I come in peace Hi all. I am primarily looking for a female domme companion who understands and takes BDSM seriously. I don’t want to go beyond the virtual space, but .

Finally, I get him sorted. He leaves, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, bam! Next client is this kid, maybe 12, with a mohawk. He’s like, “I want it bright green!” I’m like, “Bro, you sure?” He’s all in, so I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this.” Halfway through, his mom bursts in, all panicked. “What are you doing to my son?!” I’m like, “Chill, lady, it’s just hair!” She’s not havin’ it. I’m tryin’ to explain that it’s just a phase, but she’s givin’ me the death stare. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a barber, not a babysitter!”

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