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Little factoid for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got started way back with “computer dating” in the ‘60s? Nerds punchin’ cards to get laid, ha! Now it’s all pics and “wyd” texts. Surprised me, man, thought it was newfangled crap. I tried it tho—met this chick, total adrenaline junkie like me. We hooked up after I told her bout parachutin’ into flames. She’s all, “That’s hot,” and I’m like, “D’oh! Yeah, it is!” Happy as a pig in mud, till she ditched me for a surfer. Cycles, man, “time turns and begins anew.”

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So, I’m walking down ul. Wyszyńskiego, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I’m like, “Yo, let me help ya!” I grab a couple of bags, and she starts telling me her life story. I mean, I love a good chat, but I didn’t sign up for a soap opera! She’s going on about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s the love of her life. I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m just trying to get to work!” But hey, I smiled and nodded.

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