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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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So, I hit the streets of Tuszyn, feeling all inspired. I mean, this place is a gem! You got the old-school vibe mixed with some modern flair. I strolled down ul. Łaskotka, and let me tell ya, the morning sun was shining like it was trying to impress someone. I was vibin’ until I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk. Like, c’mon, Tuszyn! Fix your streets! I almost ate dirt.

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