Penelope Zary Whore ❤️

About Katowice

So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

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Next, I hit up the park by ul. Słowiańska. It’s a nice spot, perfect for people-watching. I plop down on a bench, and this kid runs by, chasing a dog. The dog’s got a stick, and it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m laughing, thinking, “This is what life’s about.” But then, the kid trips and falls. Oof! I feel bad, but it’s kinda funny too. He gets up, brushes it off, and keeps running. Kids are tough, man.

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