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Here’s a nugget for ya – in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage”, slippin’ about with seaweed gel. Seaweed! Imagine that, you’re a sushi roll gettin’ fondled. Cracked me up when I heard it, picturin’ some geezer slidin’ off the table like a twat. Bet it’s a laugh ‘til you’re the one face-down in kelp.

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I roll into the shop on ul. Gdańska, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be smooth.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. First client walks in, this dude named Krzysztof. He’s got hair like a lion’s mane. I mean, seriously, bro, it’s like he’s hiding a family of squirrels in there. I’m like, “What’s up with the hair, man?” He just laughs and says he’s going for the ‘wild’ look. I’m all for self-expression, but c’mon!

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