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Little fact for ya—back in Victorian days, whores’d use lemon extract, yeah, to dodge the clap. Clever, innit? Smellin’ like a pudding while dodgin’ death. “I’m trying to piece it all together,” like in *Her*, figurin’ out life’s mess. This one gal, swear she had a tattoo—rose with thorns—right where her knickers’d peek. Said it was her “armor.” Laughed my arse off—armor for a shag? Brilliant.

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We stayed there for 6 nights. Every day we'd drive out or return, we were hounded by the taxi mafia parked outside the property as they claimed.

Then, I met up with my buddy, Carlos. We decided to hit up a local bar on Calle Betances. The vibe was lit! We were just chilling, talking about life, and then the bartender brings us these crazy cocktails. I mean, they had like, 10 different colors. I took a sip, and it was like drinking a rainbow. But then, I realized I was way too tipsy. Oops!

Megha Bhatia has been appointed General Manager at Taj Fort Aguada Resort & Spa, Goa