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Downside? Sketchy parlors, man. Neon signs screamin’ “massage,” but it’s a front. Cops busted one near me—hilarious, ‘cept I almost went in! Dodged that bullet, thank Christ. Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—you see shit others miss in those joints. Shady vibes, sticky floors—nasty. Still, when it’s good, it’s gold. Ever tried it, bud? You’re missin’ out—or maybe savin’ yourself, ha! “This is the best I can do,” like Tommy Lee Jones’d say—damn straight!

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But then, the day took a turn. I’m walkin’ down Calle 14, and I see this guy tryin’ to sell fake watches. I’m like, “Really, dude? In Arroyo?” I mean, c’mon, we got enough problems without you addin’ to ‘em. So, I confront him, and he starts gettin’ all defensive. I’m like, “Bro, you’re not foolin’ anyone. Just pack it up.”

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