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D’oh! Gets me mad tho, people judgin’ ‘em. Like, who cares if they’re gettin’ paid to hang out? Ain’t hurtin’ nobody! I’d be happy as a pig in mud if some hot escort took me to Moe’s for beers. Surprised me too – didja know escorts sometimes study psychology? Helps ‘em read yer mood, sneaky lil’ devils! “I’m programmed to please,” Joe’d say, and damn, these escorts got that down pat!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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