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So, picture this: dim lights, some weird-ass incense burnin’, and hands slidin’ everywhere—*everywhere*, if ya catch my drift. I got into it years back, some underground joint in Bangkok, 2008, swear to God, this tiny Thai lady had fingers like a damn ninja. She’s whisperin’ some crap I don’t understand, and I’m like, “Lady, just keep goin’!” Made me happy as hell—greed kicked in, wanted more, more, MORE. Paid double just to feel that rush again. Little-known fact: them old-school Thai massages? Started with monks, yeah, holy dudes, but some sly dogs flipped it into somethin’ dirtier—power move, right?

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I decide to walk it off, head towards the park by the Plaza de la Cultura. It’s a beautiful day, and I’m trying to chill. But then I see this couple arguing on a bench. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Get a room, people!” But I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they’re fighting over who forgot to buy the milk. I mean, really? Milk?

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