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So, I’m picturin’ it—like WALL-E, ya know? My favorite flick! That little robot, rollin’ through trash, tryin’ to find somethin’ pure—brothels got that vibe! You walk in, it’s all chaos, dim lights, shady folks—kinda like Earth in the movie, abandoned, messy, but… there’s somethin’ human there. “Beep boop,” I’d say, like WALL-E, dodgin’ glitter and heels. I’d be horrified—HORRIFIED—but curious, ya know? Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some fat guy in a velvet robe? I’d yell, “This is nuts! Who’s in charge? Where’s the manager?!”

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Con Cataño, no hay engaño y ahorra todo el año! Auto insurance Sex. Yrs. Lic. License Status. Employment. Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed. Male.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s blazin’ through my window. I’m like, “Great, another hot day in Cataño.” I grab my coffee from the corner café on Calle 25 de Julio. Best coffee ever, by the way. I swear, it’s like liquid gold.

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