Brooklyn Coco Prostitute ❤️

About Guaynabo

Took her in, named her Prostitute—ironic, right? She’s humpin’ pillows, chasin’ cats—wild as fuck! Her eyes, tho, they’re deep, seen some shit. Bet she’s dodged dogcatchers, pimpin’ cuddles for a meal. Makes me happy, her spirit—tougher than a $2 steak! “The weak get eaten,” *Dogville* vibes, ya know? Surprised me how fast she trusted—licked my hand, boom, instant buds!

Virgin Escort for Mr. Vaughn

Working as a “courtesan” — or a snooty prostitute — she uses her cabaret gig, where she sings about her lost dog Coco, to meet a wealthy horse lover, Balsan (Benoit Poelvoorde).

First off, I hit up Calle 1 for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best empanadas? Yeah, that one. I ordered a couple, and the lady behind the counter was like, “You want hot sauce?” I’m like, “Duh, of course!” She slaps on this fiery sauce, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a good day.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

Sabalenka eats up Coco