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My fave part? This one time, I hear a story – some dude tried escapin’ out the back, buck naked, tripped over a root, and bam – faceplant! Funniest shit ever, I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ this fool runnin’ from the brothel like it’s a damn Wushu fight gone wrong. “Feel the wind, be the wind,” my ass – he felt the dirt, alright!

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Then I’m cruisin’ down Calle Conquistador, and I see this food truck. You know the one, with the best empanadas in town. I’m like, “Yesss, gimme that!” But the line? Ridic. I’m standing there, and this lady in front of me starts chatting. She’s all, “Did you hear about the new marina?” I’m like, “Uh, no?” Apparently, they’re building this fancy place for yachts. Like, who even has a yacht? Not me, that’s for sure.

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