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Oh, and the oils—smell like hippie crap. Lavender this, jasmine that—gimme bacon grease or nothin’. Surprised me how slippery it gets—nearly slid off the table, crashed into a lamp. Laughed my ass off, then got pissed—ruined my shirt. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn”—yeah, right, Baz Luhrmann, it’s learnin’ to say no to this nonsense. Still, if ya dig it, go for it—just don’t tell me. I’m out, hatin’ everything, as usual.

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, El Yunque. I mean, who doesn’t love a good hike? But lemme tell ya, I was not ready for the humidity. I’m talkin’ sweat pouring down my back like a waterfall. Gross, right? But the views, OMG! You can see the whole coast from up there. It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m living my best life!”

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